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All the Whores are Heroes
by: Stelazine
A suit fucks his secretary
And thinks he's pretty sly
But he'll get caught in the end
With his dick hanging out his fly
His name winds up in infamy
His wife gets all the dough
His plastic life is shattered
'Cuz what he didn't know is
All the whores are heroes
They've figured out the way
Scandal, Sleaze and Whoring
It makes my fucking day
Maybe they just want the kicks
Maybe they're after money
But word to all the goddamn pricks
They'll fuck you over honey
Bring the bastards down
Jim Baker, Tammy Fay
Destroyed by whores and thank the lord
The asshole's put away
'Cuz All the whores are heroes
They've figured out the way
Scandal, Sleaze and Whoring
It makes my fucking day
So i thought Donna Rice was hip
And Marilyn Monroe
any bitch that ruins pig
a common street corner ho
Plastered across the "Enquirer"
"Secret Love Affair"
I want your name to burn in shame
And I won't even care
'Cuz All the whores are heroes
They've figured out the way
Scandal, Sleaze and Whoring
It makes my fucking day
